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Pretty Dead Things

35% | Oct 26, 2006 | Horror, Comedy

Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

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Richard Griffin
Director

Cast

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Patrick Pitu
Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy
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William DeCoff
John Welles
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Danielle Lozeau
Jennifer Bond
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Ashley Eaton
Shelby St. Exxmin
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Ross Kelly
Rex Van Horn

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