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Pirate Scurvy Dog's Pieces of Eight

0% | Apr 03, 2007 |

Captain Scurvy F. Dog, Proprietor of the Caribbean Pub, Entertains his Patrons with Tales of his Privateerin' Adventures. Flashbacks of the Captain's 8 Voyages include Encounters with King Neptune, a Mermaid, WitchDoctor, Island Girls & a Sea Witch to name a few... With Dangerous, Sexy, Gross & Often Hilarious Results! Set Sail in a Tall Ship Headed for Disaster on the High Seas! Witness SwordFightin', Cannibalism & Wet Wenches! Sing Along to Scurvy Dog's Pirate Shanties, Learn Pirate Proverbs, Codes of Conduct & Treasure Never Afore Heared Pirate Jokes! So Grabs Yerself a Tankard of Rum, Lash the Wheel to Stern, Jerk Off... Yer Boots & Socks, & Join Captain Scurvy Dog, Along with Seaweed Sally, Drift Wood, Cork Screw & the Rest of the Pirates & Wenches of the Caribbean in "Pirate Scurvy Dog's Pieces of Eight" !

Featured Crew

Michael J. Elwell
Writer
Michael J. Elwell
Producer

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Michael J. Elwell
Captain Scurvy F. Dog
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Elwood Carlisle
Driftwood
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Tanya Moon
Island Wench
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Deena Casiano
Neptune’s Daughter
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Elizabeth Del Sol
Handsome Eddie (voice)

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